"One time my room mate was being way stupid and way annoying. He died. But that's not the weird thing. A spy killed him. He came out of my ear just to whip out a spoon, and beat him to death. Bloody pulp. The spy said to me, "I could have used a gun, but hey, A spoon was fun." That's some major spy power right there. I totally was impressed.

So now that I don't have this idiot following me around, I've been able to meet real nice girls and their families. Spies have changed my life forever, I just hope they don't get fed up with my testimonial or anything.

I think Spies are nicer than ninjas, they don't get as pissed, plus they use way cool weapons like spoons. His example to me was more than what I needed in my life."

-Anonymous

***Editor's note, Anonymous man died 4 hours after post, we give our respect to him, and he will be in all of our spy genius hearts. We'll miss you anonymous man.

"I seriously didn't mean to get in the spy's way. He probably came from a Key hole or something. This one kid that lived near me, was being stupid (like a typical spy victim), I wanted to leave him be, but I couldn't.. He just kept talking!

I knew there had been several requests from others for a spy to kill this kid. But I didn't know it would happen that day. It was horrible.

I cry each time I think of it, the day of the accident. I just was in the way when he whizzed passed me. it was like getting hit by a sand bag going 85 miles per hour. That spy was so quick! His example has made me become a spy. Now I have the power to kill annoying people such as he did.

My scars are worth it, at least that kid is gone now."

Anonymous.

So this one day I was just walking around town and my friend was like, 'hey, you should check out the spy site realspypower.tripod.com.' and I was like, 'yeah right dude, spies are so lame, ninjas are so much cooler.'

Just then a ninja jumped out of a garbage can or something and started chopping off heads with his sword. I was like, 'see, check that out. Ninjas just like kill people and stuff.' But then, the unthinkable happened.

I was watching some head chopping and a spy came out of like a mailbox or something, im not sure, it happened so fast. The ninja started flipping around and jumping on trees and stuff while the spy just stared at him. It was like the ninja was trying to hide or be a moving target or something. Then the spy took out a little spy gun and shot him right in the face. It was the coolest thing I've ever seen, wicked cool. In a suit and everything, he just shot him in the face.

After that the spy came over to us and asked who was saying ninjas were so cool. I said it wasn't me. When I woke up the next day my face was bruised and me ankle was broken. I'll never doubt spies again, they're so freaking cool.