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Welcome to Spy land. The reason you are here is because you want to be a spy. Spies are real smart, they are so smart that you don't even know what the heck they are, and you never will know because they're real geniuses. A spy would never tell anyone about his secret spy life. The secret is so well kept that even I would never know, and I am a spy genius.
THE PURPOSE OF A SPY: A spy is supposed to do everything so secret, that when they kill their sleeping victim (most likely a ninja) they won't even write it down in the official spy journal (with a decoder lock). Spies gain so much information that they could start their own gossip channel (most likely on the spanish station). They destroy innocent annoying and stupid-idiot-like victims, all for the cause of saving cool wanna be spy people.
WHO SPIES KILL: Spies really can kill anyone. That one kid that keeps wanting to be your friend or something, there's like a solution for that, become a spy. Spies can come out of key holes, drawers, or even your ear, just so they can kill their bedeviling victim. For their own personal cases, killing is justified, because they will preserve spy purity, they won't ever let the victim mate ever again (because they kill them). (that's right you owe so much to the spy fellowship, you didn't even know it did you?)
WHY SPIES KILL: There are two different types of people in this world, those that are cool and those that aren't. Spies kill those that aren't. Cool people deserve the satisfaction of being cool without having CYGE's and Girlfriend's Best friends hanging around them.
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Why Spies are better than Ninjas.
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| A spy will shoot a ninja, without the ninja knowing about it. Spies don't get as pissed, they just kill the person before it becomes a problem. | |
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| ninjas only friends are their ninja friends | spies have hoards of women all over them. |
| Sure Ninjas do cool tricks (so do dogs) | Spies are genetically altered geniuses. |
| ninjas do flips | spies drive beamers. with women in them. |
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tries to fight them
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shoots them in the face. |
"spies are so real I can feel it in my heart" -brady peterson
you think this car looks cool, well guess what, it is.